Dear President Ahmadinejad,
Thank you for releasing the 15 captured British soldiers as an Easter gift. I confess that you may have a little compassion, despite the fact that you are a war-mongering, genocidal tyrany. Mr. President, the British people are very pleased with their Easter gift but we, the Jewish people, are still waiting for our Passover present. During the Passover seder, there are three pieces of matzah on the table. The middle matzah is broken and hidden. The children at the seder then go to find it and it is distributed to everyone to eat. The seder cannot end unless the middle matzah, the Afikoman, is found. Mr. President, our seder cannot finish until our Afikoman is found, the 3 Israeli soldiers kidnapped by Hamas and Hizbullah, an organization funded by you. Gilead Shalit, Ehud Goldwasser and Eldad Regev are still missing. Mr. President, help us find our Afikoman.